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Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on January 11th 2015, 8:33 pm

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Caw tsoom phooj ywg txhua tus nej leej twg tus txawj tham muaj zaj txaus luag li cas los yeej meem tham tau rau chav no.


Ua tsaug.







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Post by Nraug Cuam on January 27th 2015, 11:09 pm








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Post by Thov Khawv on January 28th 2015, 6:03 am

hahaha...thiaj tseem tseem yog xav nrov npe tiag yawg ko.

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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Tojxeem on January 28th 2015, 7:56 am

Nraugcuam.
Koj mas ua rau kuv saib saib tsis nco qhaws qhov ncauj li lawm.lawv twb ntog tag los tseem xav tias yog ua cas ntsiag lawm ne.

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Post by Tubzoonraug on January 28th 2015, 8:01 pm

Haaaa, tus niag txiv neej Mev nov ma ua txau luag kawg, tseem ua 2 lub noob rau 2 sab thiab ho tus noov ho tsi muaj li lawm.


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Post by Dej Cawm Siav on January 29th 2015, 10:10 pm

Hahahaha txaus luag kawg tiag cov broters, kuv pom mas kuv luag luag mob plab tag yuav poob rooj li, kuv thiaj nqa los tso rau ntawm no rau peb tau saib kom txaus luag laug sij hawm mas hehehehehe, tab sis xiam qhov hnub no tus tswv muab block lawm saib tsis tau lawm.

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Post by Tubzoonraug on January 29th 2015, 11:49 pm

Brother, koj qhov link lawv tsi pub pom lawm os, tej kev lom zem nov ma tej haum lawv ua si xwb tab si qhov ua si ntawd rov lo raug rau yus tiag tiag os.


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Post by Dej Cawm Siav on January 30th 2015, 12:16 am

Saib tsis tau lawm bro, lawv muab xauv lawm hehehe, kav liam mas tsuav 3 tau pom 1 muag tag lawm ces puam chawj hehehehe.

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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Tojxeem on January 30th 2015, 1:44 pm

Cov phooj ywg.

Kav liam mas peb txhua leej twb pom tag lawm ces lawv txawm muab tshem tawm tsis pub pom lawm los tsis ua cas nawb.2 lub noob txaws qev 2 sab ua tau tas lauv kawg thiab lwm zaus lawv rov ua dua mam li rov saib dua nawb mog.

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Post by Tubzoonraug on January 30th 2015, 11:26 pm

Yog ma, cov video nyob rau hauv FB (facebook) lawv tsua tso rau sawv daws saib ib nyuag pliag xwb dhau ntawd lawm ces lawv muab disable lawm ces saib tsi tau lawm.



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Post by Nraug Cuam on February 20th 2015, 3:39 am

Ntev lawm lam share qhov no 6/3 saib ua si os. Kuv ntsia mas zoo li cav pom tus pog ntawv dub nciab ploj ntais lawm thiab tiag hehehehe

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=685100271539800&set=vb.640304859352675&type=2&theater







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Post by Nraug Cuam on February 20th 2015, 3:55 am

Qhov no kuj txaus luag thiab, ntshe nyuag Nas Npib no nrog yawg tus kwv sib ntaus lawm lauj hehehehe

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151968147205872&set=vb.107068640871&type=2&theater







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Post by Nraug Cuam on February 20th 2015, 4:00 am

2-3 hnub rhau los no kuv nrog 1 tug phooj ywg tham ua si tom fb, nws txawm yuam kev sau lus 6 kuv hais tias: "ntu no nws rog zog tuaj lawm, nws nceb 2 lu lawm", kuv luag luag nws tsis taus, ua 6 kuv mob plab tag, qhov txaus luag mas yog kuv ntaus nqi tias: "nws rog es nws lub nceb nyhav 2 lu lawm" hahahahahaha.


Nov yog nws cov lus: " Ntshe yuav tau yoo mov lau nceb 2 lus lawm

, twb yog loj zog lawm s hais qhia niam laus"









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Post by Tubzoonraug on February 20th 2015, 3:58 pm

Haaaaa, Kuv nrog ib tug tham thiab, tus nov ma yog cov Vang, nws hai lus ua dog ua dig, yus hai lus zoo lo nws hai tias, yus hai lus qia qia neeg no, kuv nrog nws tham mus tham lo, nws txawm hai tau ib los lus muaj ntsi meem kuv txom ces kuv txawm hai tias kuv xav xav niag koj heev li o! cov neeg zoo li koj e tsua paub hai lus li koj xwb es thaum koj tus txiv nrog koj pws nev es koj tsi kamlo? no ces nws nrog kuv siv cav tag zog ces nws txawm hai tias, ua zoo nws muab dab hem kuv, kuv hai tias kuv tsi ntshai dab, nws txawm xa tau ib daim duab cartoon sib kiss, kuv teb hai tias txawm yog kuv xav ua li koj daim duab ntag, yog koj muab koj ib daim duab liab qab kiag kuv saib ma kuv tseem yuav zoosiab tshaj.

Ces nws cem kuv ua dog dig ces nws txawm li muab kiag ib daim duab neeg tuag ua lawv tab tom tus zam, es kuv hai tias, tus tuag nov yog leej twg? nws hai tias, koj ua kuv quaj lawm os, kuv hai tias quaj dab tsi ma? nws hai tias tus tuag ntawd yog nws tus nus, es mob mob ces tuag lawm, nws tus nus yog ib tug caub Mouang nyob rau sab Sumnue es nws tus nus tuaj kho mob nram Vientiane es lo nrog nws nyob hauv nws lub tsev xaub, ces nws ho lo rau pem tsev lawm ces nws tus nus tuag es lawv li thauj los rau pem tsev es nws thiaj li yees tau cov duab ntawd.

Nws hai ib lo hai tias, cov neeg Blog siab phem heev tej zaum nws tus nus nraug luag lom thiaj li tuag. Nws muab nws tus nus cov duab kuv saib tseem hlua heev, tej zaum yuav yog 30 mus rau 40 xyoo xwb tseem hlua heev.

Kuv hai rau nws hai tias, nej ua nom ua tswv ma yauv tau ceev faj heev yog tsi ceev faj ces yuav nrog luag nyob tsi ntev. Vim yus yog neeg txawj ntse ces luag cov neeg coob tsi nyiam ces luag yuav muab yus txov.

Lov lus kawg, nws hai tias, nws nyeej nyiam kuv hlub kuv kawg tab si kuv muaj poj niam lawm xwb es nws thiaj li lam ua li rau kuv xwb qhov tiag nws yeej nyiam kuv kawg. Haaaaaaaaaa


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Post by Tubzoonraug on February 20th 2015, 4:07 pm

Kwv Nraug Cuam, koj ob kab link video saum ma txau hluag heev li tiag, kuv saib 2 tug poj niam mus tso zi ma txau luag kawg, ho tus menyuam tub baj tus tus na (mouse) ntawd thaum tus na khiav lo ma ho ntshai heev lawm thiab.

Bro, kuv paub neeg Dawb ma ntshai na thiab kab laum heev li nawb, thiab cov poj kab laug sab o. Yog muab cov nov hem ma lawv kawg kiag kom kawg li lo lawv yeej khiav li tiag.


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Post by Dej Cawm Siav on February 22nd 2015, 9:52 pm

Oh bro, koj cav ntsib 1 tug muam tham li ntawv 6 koj thiab? ntawm nws tus nus mas xyov tiag los dag li lauj, tej zaum kuj tseeb tej zaum kuj yog nws lam dag koj xwb thiab, kuv xav os.

Kuv cov niag links sauv los kuj txaus luag kawg thiab tiag. Bro yeej yog li koj hais kawg cov niag dawb ntawv mas ntshai nas, kab laug sab, kab laum npaum koj hais kawg, lawv pom mas quaj qw tsheej niag suab ua ntsej muag puas tag. Xyoo 2009 ntawm kuv tseem ua tour guide mas kuv cov cov niag dawb ntawv mus ncig txog tom plain of jars site3 es 3 mus saib jar quarry mas muaj poj kab laug sab khaum lawv taub hau mas lawv qw tej niag zaj nkhaus vos li tiag.

Bro koj mus tom kuv li fb seb koj saib muaj 2 qho clips kuj txaus luag kawg, muaj 1 qho mas yog 1 thaub dawb tsaj taug kev ua nws cov niag poj niam ntawm kev qhov muag tawm lej tag, hos 1 qho mas lawv coob coob sib tw xuas khoom hehehehehe

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Post by Tubzoonraug on February 22nd 2015, 10:26 pm

Bro, tus txhai Xeem Vaj ntawd nws hai tias, nws tus nus yog Caub Mouang no laiv, es mob tuag tsi ntev no lawm. Lawv nyob rau Sum nue no os.. Tus qhia kuv ntawd nyob hauv FB, tus friend ntawd yog (Mor Vaj ) os. Tsi paub pua muaj tseeb, tej zaum kuj tseeb vim nws muab cov duab nws tus nus tuag es lawv tseem tus zam kuv yeej pom cov duab tag li lawm os. Tiam si kuv muab delete tag lawm e tsi muaj duab lawm.


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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on March 17th 2015, 5:20 am

Tej zaum kuj yuav muaj tseeb li nws hais thiab los tsis paub ov bro.







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Post by Tubzoonraug on March 17th 2015, 7:45 am

Brother, nws hai li es kuv xav hai tias yeej tseeb kawg tab si ho mob mob es tuag lawm no ma pab khuv xim kawg, tej laj kam nov ma yuav yog yus ntse heev thiab tiv thaiv yus tus kheej tiag tiag ma yus thiaj li nyob ntev, yog yus tsi paub es ua siab zooo tso siab lug ces blog yeej ua kom yus muaj mob e tuag sai. Txoj kev noj hau thiab nrog lawv hau dej hau cawv heev2 ces kawg tuag sai xwb ma. Vim lawv tsi nyiam yus cov neeg.


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Post by Nraug Cuam on March 18th 2015, 2:27 am

Bro, nyaj yuav muaj tseeb li nws hais tiag ne. Yog li koj hais kawg bro.







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Post by Dej Cawm Siav on March 18th 2015, 3:17 am


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Post by Tubzoonraug on March 18th 2015, 8:30 am

Haaaa, bro, tshe niag dev nov tsi muaj maum dev nyob ze ces nws thiaj li huam yees heev, tsi tag li cov niag poj niam neeg dawb pheej muab dev li hlob hlob es dev thiaj li huam2 yees li ntawd.


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Post by Dej Cawm Siav on March 21st 2015, 3:24 am

Hahaha tej zaum yog li koj hais ntag mas bro, vim cov niag poj dawb ntawv pheej cuab cuab pob tw 6 dev xoom ces dev thiaj paub ua li ntawv mas.

Saib nov ntxiv kuj txaus luag kawg thiab hahahahaha: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=965923753426276&set=vb.100000259828840&type=2&theater

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Post by Tubzoonraug on March 21st 2015, 7:12 am

Bro, lwm yam neeg ma lawv ua tau tej yam ua yus tsi tau xav txog si lawv twb ua tag. Tsi tag li lawv cov neeg ntawd thaum lawv ua dag ma ua dag, thaum lawv qaug dej cawv tuaj lawm ma tau neeg thiab no lawv.


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Post by Dej Cawm Siav on March 26th 2015, 3:51 am

Yog li koj hais kawg bro, yam phem yam zoo los lawv puav leej ua txhij ua txhua, thiab tab meeg ua.

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Post by Thov Khawv on March 26th 2015, 10:21 pm

Nraug Cuam wrote:2-3 hnub rhau los no kuv nrog 1 tug phooj ywg tham ua si tom fb, nws txawm yuam kev sau lus 6 kuv hais tias: "ntu no nws rog zog tuaj lawm, nws nceb 2 lu lawm", kuv luag luag nws tsis taus, ua 6 kuv mob plab tag, qhov txaus luag mas yog kuv ntaus nqi tias: "nws rog es nws lub nceb nyhav 2 lu lawm" hahahahahaha.


Nov yog nws cov lus: " Ntshe yuav tau yoo mov lau nceb 2 lus lawm

, twb yog loj zog lawm s hais qhia niam laus"



Hahaha...tej zaum nws ntaus qhia rau nws tus Hmoob nws swm swm ntag nawb yom. Tab mas ntshe nws chat nrog neb ces yuam kev rau koj ntag lau. Kuv twb yuam kev li no qee zaus lawm, yus sau rau ib tug tab mas ho mus sau tau rau lwm tus daim private message no laiv. Bro, koj tsis ua zoo nug nws lub nceb muaj 2 lu tiag no ntshe wb yuav tau npaj mus muab nws ua exercise ib zaug nes. Xav pom duab kawg yom.

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Post by Tubzoonraug on March 27th 2015, 6:59 pm

Kwv Nraug Cuam thiab Kwv Tas Lauv, hai txog tham lus tom fb (face book) ma lawv kuj pub kuv pom private tib sib ma. Hai tsawv tej qhov kuj tsi haib li thiab. Tab si yuav tau khiab nqi thiab thiaj li tau saib hov. Haaaaa.


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Post by Tojxeem on March 27th 2015, 8:10 pm

Tubzoonraug.
Txhob mus ntshaw saib tej nyuag ntawd os.Ua li kuv niaj zaus hais rau nej yus twb muaj yus 1 lub zoo li zoo nyob tom tsev tos yus lawm los mas.Yog xav saib thaum twg ces cab lo tes lawm tom txaj ces thws hlo los saib ywj siab plhws ncej toj nqes taug tseev saib tseev plhws li los mas.Yus twb them $5,000.00 ces coj los saib los ua los plhws tag kiag yus 1 sim neej li lawm es tseem mus ntshaw saib lwm tug li ua dab tsi naj.

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Post by Tubzoonraug on March 27th 2015, 8:15 pm

Haaaa, TojXeem

Koj cov lus ma tsi pov tseg kiag. Kuv ib txwm ua li koj hai xwb kuv thiaj li tsi pom luag tej li ne. Tus hlua nkauj twg kuv nyiam ce poj niam mag ib hmo xwb. Qhov pheej mus thab lawv ma vim yuam kev lawm xwb. Yog yuav hai qhov zoo ces koj cov lus nov muaj nqi heev, yog leej twg khaw rau hau siab ces nws yuav ua lub zoo neej thiab tsi muaj kev kub ntxhov hauv lub cuab yig.

Kuv ua neej twb yuav txog 40 nov ces kuv tsi muaj teeb meem hauv lub cuab yig kiag li thiab, qhov tsi muaj ma vim siv tib txoj kev cawm neej li koj hai xwb tiag. Koj los lus ma kuv tis be ua kev (cawm Neej).


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Post by Thov Khawv on March 27th 2015, 11:32 pm

Yeej yog li neb 2 tug ua tij hais nawb, yog ua tau li bro Tojxeem hais mas zoo. Tab sis kuv ces thaum pom hluas nkauj hnav skirt thiab luag ntxhi tuaj lawm ces kuv cia li hloov siab yooj yooj yim li lawm as nkawv. Tab mas yeej yog tias uv li uv xwb thiab thiaj tsis ntsib teeb meem, tab sis cas uv tag npaum no los qee zaus tseem huam yuaj thiab no. Zoo qhov yus ua neej tuaj qab tsag, yog tias ua neej xws luag teb chaws mas ntshe yuav kub ntxhov heev nawd. Nyob li kuv yog neb nyob tim USA ko mas ntshe twb ua yawg nrauj cis fij cis tom lawm, xyov twb mus nyob qab choj los xyov nyob qhov twg lawm lau.

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Post by Tubzoonraug on March 27th 2015, 11:42 pm

kwv Tas Lauv,

Kuv xav hai tias tej zaum koj tsua tham kom lom zem xwb, yog ua tiag lawm ntag ces yeej tsi zoo tiag thiab hov, nyob tim USA ma yog muaj tub kis coob leej ma yog tsi mloog lus es yus pheej mus nrwb hmo ntuj ntau ces raug them child sport lawm ntag hov. Koj mus khwv tau nyiaj ntau them ntau luag muab me rau yus xwb es yuav ua li ca tau nyiaj lo them nqi thiab ma? tim peb nov ma tsi yooj yim kiag nawb, muaj coob leej ntau tus txiv neej ces yeejyog ua tsi tau laj kam kiag vim tshuav metub menyuam nqi, yog ua kam hnub twg ces rau them ntau li ntau hov.

Tsi tag li luag muab nws driver license suspend tag tib si, luag tsi pub yus muaj daim ntawv tsav tsheb li ces kawg tsi tau tsheb tsav xwb, yog yus nyiag tsav hnub twg luag nte tau ces rau mus saib tawv piv ce yuav raug cov laib dub ua yus lub pob tws laiv.


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Post by Thov Khawv on March 27th 2015, 11:58 pm

Lov bro Tubzoonraug, yog li ko mas tsis txhob thab kiag zoo dua, yog yuav mus thab mas yuav tsum yog poj niam muab yus veg los sis yog yus tseem single xwb lau yom.
Bro, kuv nyuam qhuv mus saib tsev tuaj no, kuv mus ces peb 2-3 leeg kuj caij tsheb mus tham cov mej cab pem 52 lom zem kawg thiab os. Yeej yog tias ntev ntev mam mus ib zaug ces poj niam kuj zoo siab hlo muab nyiaj rau yus mus ntag, tsuav yog yus poob kas kom txhob muaj mob xwb.

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Post by Nraug Cuam on March 29th 2015, 4:15 am

*Tas Lauv Vwm wrote:

Hahaha...tej zaum nws ntaus qhia rau nws tus Hmoob nws swm swm ntag nawb yom. Tab mas ntshe nws chat nrog neb ces yuam kev rau koj ntag lau. Kuv twb yuam kev li no qee zaus lawm, yus sau rau ib tug tab mas ho mus sau tau rau lwm tus daim private message no laiv. Bro, koj tsis ua zoo nug nws lub nceb muaj 2 lu tiag no ntshe wb yuav tau npaj mus muab nws ua exercise ib zaug nes. Xav pom duab kawg yom.

Yog kawg bro, nws pheej ke nrog kuv tham ke nrog nws 1 tug niam laus tham thiab es nws thiaj sau ntawv yuam kev 6 kuv xwb, tab sis qhov txaus luag mas nws sau ntawv yuam kev tias "nceb 2 lu" no ces kuv txawm muab ntau nqi phem ces thiaj txaus luag heev xwb hehehe. Hahaha yog kawg bro, kuv txawm tsis nco nug li ko lawm thiab tiag, yog 2 lu tiag mas kuj xav sim 1 nkua thiab laiv hahahahaha.







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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on March 29th 2015, 4:17 am

Tubzoonraug wrote:Kwv Nraug Cuam thiab Kwv Tas Lauv, hai txog tham lus tom fb (face book) ma lawv kuj pub kuv pom private tib sib ma. Hai tsawv tej qhov kuj tsi haib li thiab. Tab si yuav tau khiab nqi thiab thiaj li tau saib hov. Haaaaa.

Haha bro xav yog koj xwb tiag thiaj tau pom tuab ntws, txawm poob me ntsis nyiaj los tsis ua cas mam khwv dua tsuav tau pom tej qhov khoom zoo zoo ua kom yus kaj siab lug xwb tiag hehehehehe







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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on March 29th 2015, 4:20 am

Tojxeem wrote:Tubzoonraug.
Txhob mus ntshaw saib tej nyuag ntawd os.Ua li kuv niaj zaus hais rau nej yus twb muaj yus 1 lub zoo li zoo nyob tom tsev tos yus lawm los mas.Yog xav saib thaum twg ces cab lo tes lawm tom txaj ces thws hlo los saib ywj siab plhws ncej toj nqes taug tseev saib tseev plhws li los mas.Yus twb them $5,000.00 ces coj los saib los ua los plhws tag kiag yus 1 sim neej li lawm es tseem mus ntshaw saib lwm tug li ua dab tsi naj.

Tij Tojxeem, yog yuav ua neeg zoo mas yeej li koj hais tiag. Tab sis 3 cov niag siab txiv neej no mas yog ua tau li xav mas tseem xav kom 1 hnub plhws 1 lub kom until yus tuag kiag seb tau ntau npaum cas diam thiaj tsim nyog hehehehe.







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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on March 29th 2015, 4:23 am

*Tas Lauv Vwm wrote:
Lov bro Tubzoonraug, yog li ko mas tsis txhob thab kiag zoo dua, yog yuav mus thab mas yuav tsum yog poj niam muab yus veg los sis yog yus tseem single xwb lau yom.
Bro, kuv nyuam qhuv mus saib tsev tuaj no, kuv mus ces peb 2-3 leeg kuj caij tsheb mus tham cov mej cab pem 52 lom zem kawg thiab os. Yeej yog tias ntev ntev mam mus ib zaug ces poj niam kuj zoo siab hlo muab nyiaj rau yus mus ntag, tsuav yog yus poob kas kom txhob muaj mob xwb.

Oh bro, cas koj tsis yaum kuv es kuv nqis pem no tuaj wb mam ua ke mus thiaj lom zem hehehehehe J/K.







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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on March 29th 2015, 4:26 am

Tubzoonraug wrote:kwv Tas Lauv,

Kuv xav hai tias tej zaum koj tsua tham kom lom zem xwb, yog ua tiag lawm ntag ces yeej tsi zoo tiag thiab hov, nyob tim USA ma yog muaj tub kis coob leej ma yog tsi mloog lus es yus pheej mus nrwb hmo ntuj ntau ces raug them child sport lawm ntag hov. Koj mus khwv tau nyiaj ntau them ntau luag muab me rau yus xwb es yuav ua li ca tau nyiaj lo them nqi thiab ma? tim peb nov ma tsi yooj yim kiag nawb, muaj coob leej ntau tus txiv neej ces yeejyog ua tsi tau laj kam kiag vim tshuav metub menyuam nqi, yog ua kam hnub twg ces rau them ntau li ntau hov.

Tsi tag li luag muab nws driver license suspend tag tib si, luag tsi pub yus muaj daim ntawv tsav tsheb li ces kawg tsi tau tsheb tsav xwb, yog yus nyiag tsav hnub twg luag nte tau ces rau mus saib tawv piv ce yuav raug cov laib dub ua yus lub pob tws laiv.

Bro lauj yog zoo li koj hais ko ces kuv kawg dhia rov los nyob tim Nplog teb xwb tiag, ua siab mus tu qaib zov teb xwb qoos dua hehehehe.







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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Tubzoonraug on March 30th 2015, 5:46 pm

kwv Nraug Cuam, koj txhob ntxaws tuaj nyob rau teb chaws Vam meej li peb nyob tim nov, vim yus nyob nuj nyob qi xwb, yus tsi muaj property, yus mus tau ntawm yus lub qhov rooj thiab yus lub back yard xwb, yus walk tsi tau luag cov lawn, lo yog mus hla tsi tau luag cov nyom, muab piv li nej lo nyob rau Vientiane es nej lo xaub lawv tsev xwb ces nej them nuj them nqi, muaj noj mua hau xwb ces tim UsA yog li ntawd ma.

Brother, nyob tim koj ua pa ntse kom loj yug ntse muag, yug cws muag, tus qaib muag qhov nov noj tsi tag lawm os. Nej tawb muaj car, tractor etc.. lawm ces tsi ntshaws luag tej lawm ma.


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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on May 13th 2015, 6:39 pm

Yog li koj ua tij hais kawg mas bro. Yog ua tau li koj ua tij hais mas yeej tau muag kawg tiag, tsuas nyuaj me ntsis thaum pib nqis peev ua xwb, yog cuab tau zog kiag lawm yeej yuav ua tau kawg.







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Post by Tubzoonraug on May 13th 2015, 6:56 pm

Yog kawg ma brother, Txhua yam ces yog muaj peev ces yeej ua tau, qhov ua tsi tau ma yeeb vim tsi muaj peev xwb ces sawv daws yeej tsi muaj peev xwm ua tau thiab os.


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Post by Nraug Cuam on May 13th 2015, 7:12 pm

Ntev lawm thiab ces cia kuv ho rov Joke 6 3 tau nyeem txaus luag ua si laug caij ntxiv.


Tsis ntev los no tsoom fwv tau muaj lub hom phiaj hais daws kev txom nyem ntawm cuab 8 neeg uas yog yuav pab qhia cob kom txhob yug me nyuam coob coob es thiaj tsis txom nyem, uas yog lo lus hais tias "Family Planing", tsoom fwv muaj ntau lub tswv 8 siv coj mus qhia niam txiv pej xeem kom txhob yug me nyuam coob coob, xws li 1 lus ces yog siv hnab(condom) looj cov txiv neej. Muaj 1 hnub tsoom fwv txawm txib 1 pab neeg Dr hauv qib siab tuaj mus cob qhia niam txiv kwv tij neej tsa kom paub siv lub hnab looj condom ntawv. Thaum lawv mus txog 6 1 lub zos lawv txawm hu cov neeg zej zog tas qas poj niam txiv neej tuaj zaum tsheej phiaj meeting kawm paub siv lub hnab condom ntawv. Tus Dr txawm thau lub hnab looj condom los explain txog kev siv, nws txawm muab lub hnab ntawv los looj nws tus ntiv tes xoo thiab hais tias: " yuav kom poj niam txhob yug me nyuam coob coob lawm mas yuav tau siv lub hnab no los tiv thaiv, xws li muab nws looj 6 txiv neej ua ntej mam nrog poj niam pw". Nws explain tag ces lawv txawm muab cov hnab ntawv faib 6 cov txiv tsev kom coj mus siv li qhia ntawv.



Muaj 1 tug txiv tsev nws los txog tsev 1 tsam tsaus ntuj nws txawm thau lub hnab los siv, thaum nws yuav nrog nws poj niam pw nws txawm thau lub hnab los looj nws tus ntiv tes xoo tag mam nrog poj niam pw, nws ua li ntawv txhua zaus yuav ntej yuav nrog poj niam pw. Ua mus ua los zoo li lub hnab ntawv pheej pab tsis tau nkawv 2 niam txiv dab tsi, nws poj niam haj tseem muaj me nyuam li qub thiab. Tau 1 xyoos txwm nkaus cov Dr qub rov tuaj check xyuas seb lawv siv mus li cas thiab puas work no, tus txiv tsev ntawv thiaj li hais 6 cov Dr ntawv tias nws cov hnab uas Dr muab 6 nws siv ntawv tiv thaiv tsis tau li, nws poj niam haj tseem muaj me nyuam li qub thiab, Dr thiaj nug tias: "ua li koj ho sim qhia seb koj coj mus siv li cas xwb?" nws thiaj thau lub hnab los looj nws tus ntiv tes xoo thiab hais tias: " txhua zaus kuv nrog poj niam pw ces kuv muab lub hnab los looj kuv tus ntiv tes xoo li no raws li nej qhia". Cov Dr mas sib tw luag tsis taus, lawv mam qhia tias tsis yog looj koj tus ntiv tes xoo li ko li thaum 3 qhia, nws yog looj koj tus me kwv hauv 2 ceg hos


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Post by Tubzoonraug on May 13th 2015, 10:39 pm

Haaa, Txau luag kawg nkau lawm tiab Kwv nraug cuam, ib yam li thaum ub huab tai hai kom zab mus khawv dua txob, lub Blog hai tias "pai kap mam pheck" haaaa sau tsi tau lus Lao. Ces niag Zab txawm mus pws tos kua txob poob lo ces mam li khaws, nws tab mus pws tag hnub de tsi tau kuas txob lo li ces huab tai hai tias, kom koj mus de kuas txob no ua li ca koj mus hnub twg lo koj mus des tsi tau kua txob li? Zab teb hai tias, koj kom kuv mus khaws kua txob no ces kuv mus kuab txob tsi poob li ce kuv thiaj li mus pws zov saib kua txob pua poob los xwb, nws tsi poob lo ces kuj yuav tau pws zov xwb tiag.

Cov lus nov ces yog Huab tai hai tsi meej kom zab mus khaws kua txob ces zeb thiaj li siv Zab lub tswv 8 rau Huab Tais, thaum kawg Huab Tai swb Zab ces Zab yeej txiv huab Tais.


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Post by Thov Khawv on May 14th 2015, 3:18 am

Hahahaha...tus doctor no tsiskeejkiag li os bro Nraug Cuam vim rau qhov nws tsis qhia kom meej tias muab looj rau qhov dab tsi yom, hos tej zaum mas tus yawg thaub ntawd tsis paub lus Nplog.

Ib qho khua aus cais xaij mas lwm zaus tus doctor yuav tsum tau ua li no:
1. yog tias kab ham txaus ces muab kiag yus tus mi kwv los looj kiag rau lawv saib ntag. Los sis kom Dr coj niam Dr tuaj es nkawv mam yog tus sim ua tuas cees rau suav daws saib ntag.

2. Nqa ib daim nam paub (AV) tuaj tso rau lawv saib ntag, especially cov nam Nyij Puj thiab Russia mas nyiam nyiam looj condom.

3. Cav ib khub niam txiv los kab ham los ua rau sawv daws saib ua example ntag.

Hahahaha...lam tso dag xwb nawb...kuv cov maib saum no txhob coj mus siv.

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Post by Dej Cawm Siav on May 17th 2015, 8:19 pm

Haha bro Tubzoonraug & Thov Khawv, txaus luag kawg tiag.

Bro Tubzoonraug, koj zaj story Zab & Txiv Huab Tais no los tsis kav txaus luag kawg thiab, Zab los tsis kav muaj tswv 8 kawg thiab nawb, hais li Zab hais ces Txiv Huab Tais kawg tws lus thiab tiag.

Bro, Thov Khawv, haha yog siv cov xuj li koj hais no ces thaub ntawv twb tsis muaj qhov misunderstand li tiag.

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Post by Tubzoonraug on May 17th 2015, 9:03 pm

kwv Dej Cawm siav,

Laotian cov lus duag ma muaj ntau kuv nco tsi zoo lawm xwb os. Muaj ib zaj zab ntxia huab tai noj quav qaib thiab tiag. Zaj nov kuv tsi nco zoo lawm vim kuv yawm txiv qhia peb ces ntev xyoo lawm kuv tsi nco lawm.


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Post by Thov Khawv on May 18th 2015, 2:57 am

Kuv muaj ib phau dab neeg Tas Lauv txaus luag heev,,,tab sis kuv tsis nco xyov muab pov rau qhov twg lawm nrhiav tsis tau lawm.

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Post by Tubzoonraug on May 18th 2015, 3:31 pm

Yog lawm ma, kuv li lo tsi nco lawm thiab ma, lawv hai tias, Zab ntxia tau txiv huab tai noj quav qaib no ma.


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Post by Nraug Cuam on May 19th 2015, 1:48 am

Thov Khawv wrote:
Kuv muaj ib phau dab neeg Tas Lauv txaus luag heev,,,tab sis kuv tsis nco xyov muab pov rau qhov twg lawm nrhiav tsis tau lawm.

Thaum twg rov nrhiav tau no nqa tuaj sau 6 3 tau nyeem nawb bro.







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Post by Nraug Cuam on May 19th 2015, 2:03 am

Bro Tubzoonraug, cia kuv ho sim piav kuv zaj "Zab Dag Txiv Huab Tais Noj Quav Qaib" seb ho puas thooj li koj zaj ov hehehehe.

Muaj 1 hnub Txiv Huab Tais coj tub mab tub qhe mus ua liaj lawm, Txiv Huab Tais txawm kom Zab nyob zov tsev, Txiv Huab Tais hais 6 Zab tias : "Zab, koj nyob no zov tsev kom zoo nawb txhob pub qaib los tso quav hauv tsev nawb", Zab teb tias : "aws". Ces lawv txawm mus liaj tag, tshuav Zab nyob hauv tsev Zab txawm muab cov niag Suab Thaj coj los nrog 1 tee 6 ub 6 no thoob plaws hauv tsev, 1 chim Txiv Huab Tais los txog tsev Txiv Huab Tais nthe cem Zab tias : "twb kom koj nyob zov tsev txhob pub qaib los tso quav hauv tsev no ne, koj cia li noj kom tag nawb", Zab teb tias : "aws". Ces Zab txawm ke yaim quav qaib ke qhuas tias : "oh qab diam ov cov niag quav qaib no os" no ces Txiv Huab Tais ntsia Zab yaim yaim tag nrho lawm thiab ntag, tshuav 1 tawb Zab hais tias : "Txiv Huab Tais, qab diam hos, koj tsis yaim kuv yaim tag lawm laiv" no ces Txiv Huab Tais txawm nrog Zab yaim tawb ntawv, kuj qab zib cuag suab thaj thiab tiag, Txiv Huab Tais hais tias: "qab kawg yom, tag kis cia kuv nyob nawb" no ces tag kis lawv ho mus liaj tag, Txiv Huab Tais nyob Txiv Huab Tais w qhauv hauv tsev cuab qaib los noj coob coob qaib tso quav dub vog puv tsev tag, Txiv Huab Tais qhuas tias zaum no mas pov khawv xwb xwb lauj, no ces Txiv Huab Tais nim kaw qhov rooj zoo zoo tsam lam muaj neeg tuaj txeeb yaim lawm thiab, Txiv Huam Tais mam ua tib zoo yaim na has ntuj aw tswg ntxiag xwb, tsis qab li Zab cov nag hmo li, Txiv Huab Tais mam paub tias yog Zab Dag Txiv Huab Tais yaim quav qaib xwb.







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Post by Tubzoonraug on May 25th 2015, 12:15 am

Kwv Nraug Cuam, thaum ub cov liag lau ces muaj ntsi tsi puv 100 es thiaj li raug zoo li ntawd os. Yus cov niam nov ma yeej yuav tsi muaj qhov tshwm sim zoo li ntawd thiab os.


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Post by Nraug Cuam on June 14th 2015, 3:19 am

Tubzoonraug wrote:Kwv Nraug Cuam, thaum ub cov liag lau ces muaj ntsi tsi puv 100 es thiaj li raug zoo li ntawd os. Yus cov niam nov ma yeej yuav tsi muaj qhov tshwm sim zoo li ntawd thiab os.

Yog kawg bro, txheej laus thauv mas tab txawm yog Huab Tais los yeej tseem ruam heev, tseem raug tus pej xeem ntse dag li ub li no tiag bro.







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