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Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on January 11th 2015, 8:33 pm

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Caw tsoom phooj ywg txhua tus nej leej twg tus txawj tham muaj zaj txaus luag li cas los yeej meem tham tau rau chav no.


Ua tsaug.







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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Davdub on November 1st 2015, 6:21 pm

Bro, nyob tim USA ma muaj neeg mob 2 ceg heev li ce yog yus tsi ceev faj ce yus 2 ceg lo yuav mob thiab nawb, ce qhov yuav kom safe rau yus ce kawg yus muab yus niag pog lau xav kiag rau lwm tus kiag xwb ntag hov. Txawm yuav tsi zoo li lo kav liam tsuav yus qhov niag pob tawv ntawd nqig xwb tiag.

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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on November 9th 2015, 12:41 am

Haha yog kawg bro, kawg koj zaj ko xwb thiaj safe nawb.







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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Davdub on November 22nd 2015, 8:05 pm

Xyoov tshiab tuaj lawm e nej yuav ua dab tsi rau lub xyoo tshiab tuaj mus os?



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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on November 27th 2015, 3:01 am

Kuv ces tsis muaj dab tsi txawv li, niaj xyoo ua zaj qub xwb.







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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Davdub on November 27th 2015, 9:15 am

Kuv lo yeej tsi hloov li thiab ma brother, qhov kuv xav hloov ce tsua yog xav kom muaj juice e niaj hmo tsuav ntuag nkau xwb. Lwm yam ce tsi muaj lawm, tshaib plab ce nriav mov noj xwb. Mus ua hauj lwm lo tsev ce lo nyob tus vaj tus tsev xwb ce li ntawd xwb tiag, tsi tag li tam sim nov roj tsheb nqi mentsi lawm ce mus puag pem tej roob siab ce mus tuas phom tseej zag thiab mus ua si txau ce rov lo tsev xwb. Tam sim nov Squirrel season kuj tseem tsi tau tag nws tseem yuav qhib txog January 30, 2015 nov mam li over os. Ce tseem qha tau Phom 22 long rifle thiab os, yog hunting rifle ma nqa tau tab si txhob coj mus tom hav zoov nawb, luag nte tau luag muab phom lwg tag lawm yus tsi tau phom tua lawm thiab hov. Yog nyob rau ntawm chaws sim phom xwb ma tsi muaj kev txaum os.

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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by yujyeeg on February 22nd 2016, 2:31 pm

Muaj ib tug phooj ywg nquag mus ua si pem suav teb, Nws tham tias peb cov hmoob nyob rau nplog teb thiab thaib, Lo lus uas peb ib txwm hais tias ( Kam ) thiab lo lus uas thaum ua tshoob kos es haus cawv es lawv tias ( Kab pib ). Yog rau peb mas raws li paub ces txhais tias Tsa khob hlo nawv.

Tus phooj ywg no tham tias thaum nws mus txog rau suav teb nws mus ntsib cov hluas nkauj hmoob suav nws nrog lawv tham lus muaj tej thaum nws thm tias puas kam no ces cov ntxhais txawm luag zom zaws, txhua zaus thaum nws hais lo lus kam ces lawv yeej luag yawg tag zog, ua rau yawg tsi to taub pheej xav tias ua cas cov ntxhais no yuav luag kuv lo lus no ua luaj li. Nws thiaj nug rau ib tus ntxhais uas nrog nws ua ke tias yog vim li cas lawv ho yuav xav luag nws lo lus kam ntawd ua luaj. Tus ntxhais teb rau yawg tias tij laug yog koj tsi nug ces peb yuav tsi qhia koj peb yeej paub tias nej cov hmoob yeej siv lo lus Kam . Peb nyob teb chaws suav mas lo lus kam yog suav ib lo lus phem kawg, Kam ces txhais tias ua paum ( Kab pib ) no ces txiag paum ntag no, thaum twg nej tham ces peb thiaj xav luag nej tab sis peb yeej paub tias nej yeej tham li ntawd ces peb tsi xav dab tsi rau nej tab si peb xav luag nej xwb os. Peb cov hmoob suav mas peb tsuas hais tias yeem los tsi yeem no xwb. ( Kab pib ) mas yog lus suav xwb suav tias txiag paumno..

Nej sim nrog xav seb yog vim tus dab tsi peb hmoob lam mus khaws luag tej lus phem phem no cov los siv tseem xav tias yog ib lo lus zoo. Puas yog thaum ub suav saib tsi tau hmoob es suav txhob txwm qhia cov lus liam no rau yus hmoob xwb.

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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Tubzoonraug on February 22nd 2016, 3:33 pm

Uhhh, Yuj Yeeg, e peb twb tsi paub lus Hmoob e cov lau ib txheej hai dhau ib txheej ce peb tsi paub peb cia li qog lawv cov mej koob thiab txiv xeev lawv cov lus xwb. Peb cov Hmoob Lao Tuaj rau USA nov ce yeej siv lo lus kab kiag lo yog kab txum pib saib, lo yog yus yuav ib yam khoom e yus hai nqi kom lawv ho luv zog no ce yus kuj hai tias koj pua kam luv nqi me tsi os? peb hai li nov, yog cia li hai tias koj pua kam? lo lus kam no ce twb yog txhai tias pua kam rau yus ua paum ntag no thiab ma.

Yog li nov ma, 3 txhob siv lo lus hai tias kab kiag no lawm nawb yom?


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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on August 13th 2016, 4:36 am

yujyeeg wrote:Muaj ib tug phooj ywg nquag mus ua si pem suav teb, Nws tham tias peb cov hmoob nyob rau nplog teb thiab thaib, Lo lus uas peb ib txwm hais tias ( Kam ) thiab lo lus uas thaum ua tshoob kos es haus cawv es lawv tias ( Kab pib ). Yog rau peb mas raws li paub ces txhais tias Tsa khob hlo nawv.

Tus phooj ywg no tham tias thaum nws mus txog rau suav teb nws mus ntsib cov hluas nkauj hmoob suav nws nrog lawv tham lus muaj tej thaum nws thm tias puas kam no ces cov ntxhais txawm luag zom zaws, txhua zaus thaum nws hais lo lus kam ces lawv yeej luag yawg tag zog, ua rau yawg tsi to taub pheej xav tias ua cas cov ntxhais no yuav luag kuv lo lus no ua luaj li. Nws thiaj nug rau ib tus ntxhais uas nrog nws ua ke tias yog vim li cas lawv ho yuav xav luag nws lo lus kam ntawd ua luaj. Tus ntxhais teb rau yawg tias tij laug yog koj tsi nug ces peb yuav tsi qhia koj peb yeej paub tias nej cov hmoob yeej siv lo lus Kam . Peb nyob teb chaws suav mas lo lus kam yog suav ib lo lus phem kawg, Kam ces txhais tias ua paum ( Kab pib ) no ces txiag paum ntag no, thaum twg nej tham ces peb thiaj xav luag nej tab sis peb yeej paub tias nej yeej tham li ntawd ces peb tsi xav dab tsi rau nej tab si peb xav luag nej xwb os. Peb cov hmoob suav mas peb tsuas hais tias yeem los tsi yeem no xwb. ( Kab pib ) mas yog lus suav xwb suav tias txiag paumno..

Nej sim nrog xav seb yog vim tus dab tsi peb hmoob lam mus khaws luag tej lus phem phem no cov los siv tseem xav tias yog ib lo lus zoo. Puas yog thaum ub suav saib tsi tau hmoob es suav txhob txwm qhia cov lus liam no rau yus hmoob xwb.

Lol lol lol 1 rab teb 1 tsa txuj yom bro Yujyeeg, ua tsaug koj nqa tuaj tham qhia 3 tau paub os. Aws tej zaum yog li koj hais ko lawm ntag, Suav saib tsis tau 3 hmoob ces thiaj qhia tej lo niag lus phem phem xwb ntag hahaha.







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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on August 13th 2016, 4:43 am

2-3 hnub dhau los no kuv nrog 1 tug hluas nkauj tom fb tham pem ua si, kuv taij nws 1 daim duab saib, nws txawm tso nws 1 daim duab hauv chat box kuv saib, nws tso tas tab sis kuv tseem pheej ua hauj lwm me ntsis tsis tau khoom teb nws thiab ua nws tsaug txog ntawm daim duab, 1 pliag ntev loo nws nug tuaj tias : "koj puas saib pim?", kuv nyeem nws kab ntawv tag kuv xav tias ntshe yog nws yuav tso pim pub kuv saib ntag no kuv cav zoo siab twj ywm & teb nws tias xav mas, kav tsij tso tuaj ma, nws teb tias es twb tso tuaj lawm ne, kuv tias tsis pom pim nyob twg as no ces nws mas luag nrov tsis nrov, nws tias nws tsis tau hais txog pim, ua cas kuv pheej hais pim rau nws? kuv thiaj teb tias es koj twb tias : "kuv puas saib pim?" no ne hahahaha nws thiaj mam ua zoo saib nws cov lus sau tag los saum toj na has yog nws sau yuam kev lawm xwb, nws yuav sau nug kuv tias : "koj puas saib pom?" no tab sis vim tus "i" & "o" nyob sib ze ntawm keyboard es nws ntaus yuam kev lawm xwb no, wb mas luag tsis tau li hahahaha

Thov zam txim ntau vim tham tau tsiv mloog zog lawm, hnub puav mam tuaj muab rho tawm mus.







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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Davdub on August 13th 2016, 9:54 am

Haaaa, Brother Nraug Cuam Koj ma ua ib tug Teacher qhia ntawv no koj yuav muaj zoo tswv8 qhia heev li laiv.

Hai txog sau nawv hauv cellphone a yeej yog li koj hai kawg, kuv sau yuam kev tag mus li thiab vim kuv lub phoo ma koj sau ntawv raug lawm lo nws muab hloov rau tus niag ntawv tsi yog ua kuv twb tsi toob kan siv, thaum yus sau raug tag lawm tsi nco rov review ua ntej mam li send U sau tsuag tsuag tag yeej raug lawm tab si thau cov spelling change lawm yus tsi review ce tsi pom ce muab send tag lawm tus tsi paub thiab tsi nkag siab ce nws nyeem tsi tau thiab nws txawm zoo siab twj ywm li koj hai ntag ma.

Kuv lo yeej pom ntau zau cov ntxhai sau hauv fb chatroom rau kuv lawm thiab e twb ua rau kuv ma zoo siab twj ywm tos saib no ce ua li ca tos tos ho tsi pom ce mam li hnug no nws ho hai tias nws tsi tau sau li ntawd ce mam li rov qab mus saib no ce yog sau yuam kev xwb.

Vim lawv siv phone xwb ce yeej sau tau yuam kev li koj hai.


Piav txog yam txiv neej nyiam nyiam ma kuv ntsib ntau lawm ma. Thaum yus ntsib ib tug ntxhai nws cia li muab rau yus saib li lawm tiag twb tsi tag taij li, tab si ma nws muab muab rau yus saib ua rau yus dhuav lawm ce nws thov kev pab... thaum nov ce tsi pab lo twb saib tag lawm ce kawg yuav tau pab.

Muaj ib tug hlus nkauj tsi qhia xeem tsi nqi npe nws ntse heev nws siv lub maib tai nov ma yus kawg swb nws. Txawm yus tsi pab lo nws twb ntxia paub yus information zoo zoo tag lawm thiab, ce nws yuav muab yus mus xyav ce kawg ua twj ywm xwb. Haaaaaaaaa.

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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Nraug Cuam on August 15th 2016, 2:56 am

Hahaha yog li koj hais tshaj plaws bro, hais txog kev sau ntawv hauv phone ces yeej li koj hais, vim nws daim keyboard me ces yus tus ntiv tes pheej ntaus yuam kev, yuav tau check ua tej mam send mas thiaj li raug, tsis li ces kawg ua li wb hais ntag hahaha.

Haha los bro, kav liam mas tsuav tau saib tej yam tshuaj muaj zog li ntawv xwb ces poob me ntsis los kawg mam khwv dua hahaha.







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Re: Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,

Post by Davdub on August 15th 2016, 5:22 am

Yog lawm ma bro, thiab cov spelling pheej hloov mus rau tus niag ntawv yus tsi yuav, twb muab kho tag lawm lo tos yus pom xwb twb hloov tag ib nrab lawm thiab.

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